Next Customer Please

Written by Boyd Hampton
Directed by Carla Troconis ’19
Produced by Sherry Gao ’19, Connie Zhao ’19 & Kyle McFadden ’18


Agassiz Theater

Thursday, October 12 at 7:30pm
Friday, October 13 at 7:30pm
Saturday, October 14 at 2pm & 7:30pm
Sunday, October 15th at 2pm

Run time: 1 hour, 30 minutes with intermission.

Visit the Harvard Box Office online or in person at 10 Holyoke Street to purchase your tickets.


There is no limit to the shenanigans and tomfoolery that Derek, Joah, Rosie, Sandra, and Turner, a group of employees working at your run of the mill all-American retail store, deal with on a daily basis. Next Customer Please is a fast-paced and snarky peek into the world these employees live in and just exactly how they keep sane in this wacky normalcy. But as a change disturbs their usual way of life and the corporate nature of their jobs become achingly clear the relationships between them are tested.


Derek … Julius Wade
Joah … Bobby Malley
Rosie … Rocket Claman
Sandra … Nikki Daurio
Turner … Jacob Ott
Pam … Mimi Alphonsus
Ensemble … Ruiqi He, Johannes Lang, Jonathan Castillo


Director…Carla Troconis
Stage Manager … Dominique Erney
Set Designer … Daniel Prosky
Lighting Designer … Charlie O’Mara
Tech Directors/Assistant Set Designers … Xavier Escobar, Joseph Lee
Costume Designer … Audrey Effenberger
Props Designers … Boyd Hampton, Aislinn Brophy
Hair/Makeup Designer … Anisa Ahmed
Producers … Sherry Gao, Connie Zhao, Kyle McFadden